I’m pregnant.

I’m a fluffy unicorn.

ina-onceuponamermaid:

Nope, You aren’t Drunk. Congratulations!~ Now go to sleep.

NO.

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I’m a fluffy unicorn.

ina-onceuponamermaid:

Ahahha~ How many eyes do i have?

93.5

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I’m a fluffy unicorn.

ina-onceuponamermaid:

Are you sure? 

Also no.

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I’m a fluffy unicorn.

ina-onceuponamermaid:

Charm, Are you drunk?

Nooo.

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I’m a fluffy unicorn.

I sleep so much now.

This is weird.

Mike’s Hard makes me burp.

abu-cant-escape:

-softly sucks a spot on your neck-

-moans quietly and slides your shirt off, running fingers along your stomach-

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