July 2012
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I'm pregnant.
June 2012
210 posts
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I'm a fluffy unicorn.
ina-onceuponamermaid:
Nope, You aren’t Drunk. Congratulations!~ Now go to sleep.
NO.
I'm a fluffy unicorn.
ina-onceuponamermaid:
Ahahha~ How many eyes do i have?
93.5
I'm a fluffy unicorn.
ina-onceuponamermaid:
Are you sure?
Also no.
I'm a fluffy unicorn.
ina-onceuponamermaid:
Charm, Are you drunk?
Nooo.
I'm a fluffy unicorn.
I sleep so much now.
This is weird.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-softly sucks a spot on your neck-
-moans quietly and slides your shirt off, running fingers along your stomach-
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-leans forward, kisses down your neck-
-leans into you, runs hands down your chest,
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-puts his arms around your waist, deepening kiss-
-parts lips, whimpers softly, tangles fingers in your hair-
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-smirks, winks- Am I?
Mmm yeah. -wraps arms around your neck, kisses you slowly-
Anonymous asked: Are you drinking because you're depressed?
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-kisses you, grabs a bottle, drinks some- Not bad at all.
-licks his lips- You’re so sexy.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-kisses your cheek, grins- Someone looks happy.
It’s the alcohol.. -smirks, kisses you-
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
-walks in and pokes you- Boo.
-giggles more, blushes-
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
Uh, sure. Why not?
-giggles- Come here.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
No, you just do whatever you want.
But what if I wanna do you?
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
Sounds fun. Good thing I got here when i did, huh? Noopee.
I don’t plan on getting that drunk… Unless you want me to.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
You’re a rather calm drunk then, aren’t you? Stop making faces like that. You’re too cute, I can’t handle it.
I’m calm for a little bit, then I get really drunk and want to have sex with everything with a pulse.
You’re cuter, okay?
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
Can’t you get drunk off that stuff? Ha! I’ve never seen you drunk…that could be funny.
Maybe I’m already drunk.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
abu-cant-escape:
That’s attractive..
You know it.
Mike's Hard makes me burp.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
You didn’t do anything wrong, baby. -holds you close against him-
-closes his eyes, trails fingers lightly down your body- I love you.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
I will be. And of course. -picks you up, carries you in, and gently sets you on the bed-
-wraps arms around your neck, cuddles into you- I’m sorry.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
No, you don’t. Just be you. Or whoever you are now. I’m going to be here for you no matter what. -kisses your jaw- I just want to make you happy. I’ll literally do anything. Just name it.
I just want you to be here. -kisses your neck- Can we lay down?
life-in-lancaster-deactivated20 asked: Text: hey it's belle I'm sorry I had to leave without saying goodbye to you but my father's really sick. I got home safe. Sending you and Abu my love :) xoxoxo
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
Still, it was stupid of me. -pulls you into his arms- Charming, if you ever die, I won’t be Abu anymore.
-nuzzles face into your neck- But I’m not me anymore and I need to be that for you.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
Not at all. Just the thought of loosing you scares me because I sort of shut down when you aren’t here… Sorry for getting mad at you.
It’s okay. Anger is just a replacement for sadness or being upset.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
I do love you. With all my heart. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Charming, you’re my everything.
I love you too.. are you still mad at me?
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
How can I help? I’ll do anything.
I just need you to love me.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
Nothing is wrong with you. You’re Charming and you’re going to be fine…I promise. If you don’t mind me asking, why do you want to?
I don’t know. I don’t know why I’m so down and upset, Abu, I just am.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
-kisses your cheek- But you can’t die…i wouldn’t…I can’t…I shouldn’t have yelled at you. -kisses your cheek again- I love you. I’m so sorry.
It’s not your fault, I’m just… something’s wrong with me. I love you too.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
Don’t be. If you still want to tell me, go ahead.
The only thing that’s been on my mind is suicide and how pissed I am that they changed the cookie monster into the veggie monster.
WHERE IS PRINCE CHARMING?!?!
ohanameansfamilyweirdlo:
I must speak with him. Now.
Why?
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
I’d rather you tell me than avoid me. Even if it hurts me.
I’m sorry.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
you…you’re not really thinking of suicide and leaving, are you?
My mind hurts, Abu. I just… I didn’t want to talk to you because I was afraid of just saying something I was thinking and hurting you.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
No. You’re suppose to be mad and yell like I did when I left and you kissed belle. -closes his eyes- no joke. Rant and yell, please.
That would be hypocritical of me, and I don’t really have the mental energy for that right now.
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
You’re gunna get mad too…so prepare yourself? -takes a deep breath-Meandmalkissed.
Am I supposed to be shocked..?
Charming.
abu-cant-escape:
I’ve calmed down…A word please?
I’m all ears.
Anonymous asked: no one cares about you
ohanameansfamilyweirdlo:
Mmmmm, I think I’m out of it. Besides, if you jump off a bridge, there’s a chance you’ll survive. What if you come to my place an discuss various methods? I even have some chocolate chip cookies in the oven now. :)
Mmm… I’m good. I’ll stay here. It kind of hurts to move… or to exist, actually.
ohanameansfamilyweirdlo replied to your post: your life sucks hahahah
Please don’t. :( that would be quite sad. Besides, if you’re gonna do it, bridges are too cliche. At least make it creative.
Do you have any chloroform?
I'm single.
abu-cant-escape:
I’m just…dammit Charming. I don’t even know what to say. I’m just ticked.
I understand that. I’ll be here when you can talk to me.
Anonymous asked: your life sucks hahahah
Anonymous asked: Mal and Abu kissed.
I'm single.
abu-cant-escape:
You get mad when I’m gone for two days. I haven’t seen you in two weeks, I think I have a right to be mad. And why do you say that?
I know you have a right to be mad. I’m not saying you don’t, but if you don’t want to be with me, then I’ll go. Because the people here suck.
I'm single.
abu-cant-escape:
Whatever.
If you’re really this mad at me, I’ll just go back home, because you’re the only reason I’m even here.
I'm single.
abu-cant-escape:
You’re kidding right? It’s been like two weeks.
I was here.